IxnayOnTheTimmay ([info]ixnayonthetimma) wrote,
@ 2008-08-20 16:40:00
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Current mood: gloomy
Entry tags:cat, death, hamster, life

Remember what I said...
...about there being three mammals, but soon to be two again?

The Day the Laughter Died



Sarah (a.k.a. Gus-Gus) the Hamster
2006? - 2008
Ashes to Ashes, Pet Store to Trash Pail



And though it may be easy to draw the conclusion, the hamster's demise was NOT the product of a cartoonish Felidae v. Rodentia scheme, as the hamster was safely separated from the new cat. For a hamster, Gus-Gus lived a long damn time, and her time was due any day now.

I will be in mourning for the next twenty-three minutes. You're welcome to come by and say a few words; her wake will be held in the dumpster behind my apartment complex. I'd have given her a burial at sea, but her semi-swollen rigor-morticized carcass might have plugged the toilet, and I don't have a plunger.



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[info]applepieisgood
2008-08-21 01:29 am UTC (link)
i still cant help but laugh...

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[info]ngyoshi
2008-08-21 02:09 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry to hear about your furry loss.

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[info]toewigglingelf
2008-08-21 08:42 am UTC (link)
What a morbid post. Off with your head!

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[info]roytheboy
2008-08-21 04:19 pm UTC (link)
poor hamster

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