IxnayOnTheTimmay ([info]ixnayonthetimma) wrote,
@ 2008-05-07 22:56:00
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Entry tags:car, cat, circus mexicus, life

Still Waiting for my Stim Chex
The car is still broke, but I have made progress. Lo and behold, I have to remove the central driveaxle hub nut, which I didn't know before. I have to buy a 35 millimeter deep-enough-well socket, and hope to Zeus that it fits on the superfied long wrench bar I have.



[info]roytheboy, I am done with two of the three card layouts you requested. Again I apologize for the delay, but as soon as I am finished with the third, I will email them to you for your review. I'd email you the two I have done now, but I am a jerk and want to keep you on the edge of your seat brimming with anticipation.



Yay for the semiannual Trip to Puerto Peñasco coming up in a week and a half! I am excited to travel to the wonderful land south o' the border, where the police have AK-47s and the children come up to you and ask you if you want 'dulces o helados' or maybe some cheaply made metal trinkets. I think I should get my dollars converted to pesos and bring them back, so I can exchange them in a few months and have more dollars.



So it seems Spore will have some kind of convoluted DRM scheme such that you will be required to have an internet connection so that it can "phone home" every 10 days. If it can't, you can't play the game. Sure, this game is pretty much being designed for online play, but it just shows that the days of "buy something once and play it whenever" are slipping away. "But Tim, you have to pay fifteen bux a month for WoW of Warcraft!" I know, so that's why I don't play World of Warcraft. I can still hope for a reversal in trends when enough gamers out there have basically had it with all this and so migrate toward the games that 'hearken back to the good ole days' and let people just play them without all the bullshit.

It's a shame, because I really wanted to check out Spore. But frankly, my ISP doesn't have the most stellar record with providing me an "always-on" connection and so I am not going to pay for that hassle. EA, you just lost a sale because of this.


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[info]the_glass_jc
2008-05-08 06:31 am UTC (link)
Don't hope to Zeus. He can't help because he isn't real. Also, he lives in Greece and I don't imagine he would like to commute just to help you fix your car.

Try God. Being that his name is God, he is probably your best bet.

You might also try Cthulhu, if you're into that kind of thing.

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[info]the_glass_jc
2008-05-08 06:44 am UTC (link)
You might also hope to Elron. I predict that this will one day be the official name of the god in what I predict will one day be officially referred to as Cruiseotology (pronounced croo-zay-oh-tall-ogy).

Also, while in Mexico, if anyone asks you if you'd like any carne de burro you should definitely buy and consume all of it immediately.

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[info]ixnayonthetimma
2008-05-09 12:55 am UTC (link)
All things Lovecraft are weird and scary to me.

Despite the obvious handicap of being not real, I am sure Zeus could have hurled a lightning bolt that would strike the car causing it to not onlly be repaired, but to have body work and a nice wax job done. The odds are miniscule, but not zero!

I don't know if I would trust Elron, but that Evil Lord Xenu seems like a good trustworthy chap who can get things done.

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[info]toewigglingelf
2008-05-08 07:54 am UTC (link)
Cars are the most horrible objects ever. The End.

(Obviously not really the end because I'm still going.)
Things You Can and Should Replace Your Car With:
Horse and carriage.
Bicycle with a motorized egg thrower to deliver justice to people in cars next to you who try to run over you.
A skateboard and a long wig.
Moon shoes.
Pogo stick.
Teleporter.
Ice skates.
A donkey.. but don't let the_glass_jc near it.

I hope my advice was enormously helpful and I hope you give your car a smack in my name.

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[info]ixnayonthetimma
2008-05-09 12:57 am UTC (link)
I have (temporarily now and permanently when the car does die for good) replaced the car with a bicycle. I am working on the motorized egg thrower, but so far it can only throw marshmallows and candy wrappers. I am wondering if I can integrate the pogo stick with the bicycle so that I can ride in style on my newest creation, the Hop-cycle®™!

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