Happy (Insert Holiday Name Here) Day!
I hope all of you spent your day honoring St. Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland in the most honorable way imaginable; by consuming large quantities of spirituous beverages. Nothing shows more respect for the task of driving the heathens out of the snakes and then the snakes out of Ireland more than partaking in the traditional Irish activity of binge drinking.
Yeah, that's all I gots to say about St. Patrick's Day. I am not Catholic nor do I possess more than a mere modicum of Irish heritage. I forgot even to wear green today. For shame, I know. I am still waiting for St. Kazimieras Day to catch on in the U.S., so that I may honor my proud Lithuanian heritage by excessive fasting. But until then, I will just say a little Latin prayer in my head.
Still waiting...
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ixnayonthetimma) wrote,
